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Discover secret slang, curse words, specialized street vocab, online lingo, and more

Get to know the REAL Vietnam with REAL Vietnamese

A NSFW language guide on how Vietnamese people speak behind closed doors, with their friends, in the bedroom, when they're angry, and more

Don't get left in the dark

Learn what your friends, students, lovers, and everyone else is saying around you. Start picking up on the nuances and jokes in Vietnamese language.

Testimonials

Impressive range of topics. Lots words that I've never seen taught anywhere else.

-Scott F. (HCMC)

Definetly worth getting just to feel more clued into Vietnamese culture. Not sure if I'm happy about learning what my boyfriend's family is saying around me...

Kelly T. (Hanoi)

I got the 2nd Edition of this as a joke gift for a friend, and ended up buying a 2nd copy for myself.

-Terry M. (Hanoi)

Who this is for

Perfect for someone who's studied a bit of Vietnamese already, and comfortable with pronunciation and basic conversation, but wants to expand their abilities and knowledge.

Great for anyone who wants to expand their vocabulary in topics/situations that are specialicized, colloquial, informal, and even intimate.

This won't teach you Vietnamese from 0. Instead, it fills in large gaps with words, terms, and phrases that you won't learn from normal language guides, instructional videos, or even classes/friends.

Updated for 2025

There are words you will never learn. No one will teach you them in Vietnam. They are too rude or vulgar to mention in a classroom or at a language exchange...

If you don't get 'Vietnamese for Assholes,' you'll always be missing this layer of life and communication in Vietnam.

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Chapters and Topics

Internet Terminology
Expletiv and Cuss Words
Similies and Metaphors
Vices and Social Ills
Sex and Relationships
Idioms and Sayings
Intermediate Level Grammar Guide
Texting Shorthand... And More

BONUS in the 3rd Edition- NEW SECTION ON WISDOM, PHILOSOPHY, SPIRITUALITY

To balance out the tone and add further depth, a new section on ancient wisdom is included in the new 3rd Edition!
Side-by-side transliterations from the Bible, Confucius, Stoic philosophers, Ho Chi Minh, and more.
Take your Vietnamese to the Next Level

About the Creator

Barry Taybalo has lived in Vietnam for a decade, ocassionally moving between Hanoi, Danang, and HCMC. There are few places here he hasn't been. He enjoys cheap but healthy food, pretty girls, and reading books while drinking coffee by the waterside.

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